Saturday, October 04, 2008

Obama Auction: Christmas Letters

Like me, you probably hate Christmas.

Shopping, cooking, praying, eating dry turkey, dodging bums dressed as Santa in front of every JC Penny - clanging clanging clanging on that goddamn brass brass bell!!

And then the social pressures... The family obligations... Sometimes it can feel like you're being pulled into a thousand tiny pieces.

Well, this next item on the auction block can spare you precious time, and make you a star among the distant relatives.

The next item comes from my very-clever sister-in-law, all the way out there in Boise, Idaho..

The winning bid will receive her Christmas letter writing service. Just provide her with a few family photos and the highlights of the year, and she will ratchet together a spectacular newsletter-style Family Christmas Letter for you to shoot off to Auntie Louise and Uncle Feodore...

All you have to do is slap a stamp on it!

Think of the time you'll save!

Think of the relatives you'll impress!

Bid NOW for this unique holiday service!

(This auction ends Monday at 11:00 PM (PST)

Bid now, send Obama to the White House!


  1. I'll open the bid on this Auction at $5.000!

  2. $25....I need this.

  3. Wow! We have a winner. Thanks to MARGE for her generous bid, and to AUNTIE BSU for a fabulous donation!

  4. Now you just need to give Auntie BSU and I each other's contact info, and who the hell do I send the check to? You? That's kinda scary!

  5. auntie bsu11:51 AM

    I'll be waiting to hear from Brian so we can get this started....

  6. Me too....where on earth are you today Mr. G&T?


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