Wednesday, October 15, 2008


Political speech is strictly-protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution.

So, here's some political speech for you:

Vice president Dick Cheney is a goat-fucking Satan-sucking treasonous shit-bag.

Or, as Joe Biden said, "Vice President Cheney has been the most dangerous Vice President we’ve had probably in American history."

And now the final stage in the game begins.

News came out today that Dick Cheney was treated for an irregular heart rhythm this morning and spent the rest of the day resting at home.

First, I know what you're thinking: "Wait, dick Cheney has a heart?"

Well of course he does! He ONLY appears to be a soulless automaton bent of global domination. Silly. You cannot feast on the flesh of children like he does without a fully functioning circulatory system.

Sure, it appears that his ticker actually needs a periodic jump start from a car battery! but really, I'm pretty sure he's human. A shitty good-for-nothing succubus of a human, but still, human.

But here's the point. Cheney is going to die. Probably before the inauguration in January. If it happens to be Obama, he may die sooner.

But really, he won't really be dead. No, he's going to fake his own death and move to Dubai and live off of the hundreds of billions he's hijacked from the tax payers.

Why fake his death? Well, because once Obama's team get their hands on the White House, the jig will be up. Executive misconduct, abuse of power, fraud, lying to congress, treason... They may have been dirty deeds, but they were far from dirt-cheap. American service men and women have died to make Cheney wealthy. And instead of paying the penalties and facing his record, He'll just fake his death. mark my words. and it all begins today with the smallest of news blurbs about an irregular rhythm...

Next week, it will be more serious, and he will be dead by December...

Don't say I didn't tell you so...

1 comment:

  1. I just saw W. Richard Dryfuss was a great Dick Cheney. Although, I do not think Stone captured enough of the relationship between W and Dick.


Be compelling.

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