Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Calendar Girls

A quote from Mrs. Gin and Tonic on Tuesday night:

"I have spent the last 45 minutes surfing the net for pictures of Christina Ricci's boobs. Now I know how it must feel to write the Lounge..."

As the final auction items dwindle down, and we wrap up this fabulous exercise in civic action and First Amendment Rights, there is one more matter of business to take care of.

Yesterday, I mentioned that there was going to be a special surprise, and well, some of you already know what it is.

Over the last week, Mrs G& T, and many of the Lounge Ladies, have been actively (and hastily) working to construct the first (and probably only) G&T Lounge-Lady 2009 Pin Up Calendar.

Yes, you read correctly. Many naughty submissions were made to Mrs. G&T. I was only privy to the final format review, and HOLY COW! All I can say is, you are all dirty dirty DIRTY girls...

Look, I know most of you are at least a little naughty. I mean, you come to this godforsaken parlor every day, but MY GOD, I had no Idea!

January alone is worth the price of admission!

So, the calendar has a little of this and a little of that. Mostly This, and really, not so much of That, but you get the idea. Many of the photos were sent in for the purpose of the Calendar. Some were gleaned from prior Lounge submissions.

There a some tattoos. There are some toes. There is some Christina and Scarlett, and there is some Dita. There is some gin, and there is some scotch. There are, however, many many panties and almost as many bras.

I'm just sayin...

So the plan is this, we are NOT auctioning these off. We are, however, selling them outright for $20. That will cover the $10 cost of printing, and the balance will go entirely into the collected Obama donation.

Hey, everyone needs a calendar. 2009 is going to be a busy year as we help Obama rebuild this country, why not track your important dates on a calendar featuring a little friendly G&T T&A?

Guys? You owe it to the ladies to support their hard work. Girls? You obviously want to see your business. Or, maybe you're just curious. Seriously, it's for a good cause and it's worth every penny.

We need to take orders before we have them printed, so really, let's say by the end of Friday, place your order either with Mr. Gin and Tonic, Mrs. Gin and Tonic, or in the comments section of this post. You won't regret it!

Lastly, Mrs. G&T asked me to remind the ladies, if you haven't submitted anything yet, and you would like to, get your submissions (toes, tattoos, navels, skivvies, skin, ect...) in to her by Friday, and she will try to work it in somewhere.


  1. We'll take 1 - can't wait to see it!!

  2. "help Obama rebuild this country"

    Didn't know you were such a comedian too. I'll take one to support the girls. Obama will get enough of my money when I start paying my "fair share"

    Carl, I may need one of those off shore accounts...

  3. Put me down for one!

  4. I will of course take one.

  5. It goes without saying - My support for the political process and the Lounge, are unwavering! Count me in.

    Now, will there also be an "outtakes" cd accompanying it?! All the stuff submitted, but which didn't make the calendar?

  6. For the record I'll order one too...

    although, that goes without saying...

  7. Everything submitted is in the calendar except one that was submitted as an either/or...

  8. I'm a dirty, dirty, dirty girl - my mom would have been so proud. Put me down for one. I'm sending it to our favorite Welsh girl.

  9. Yes, mark me down for one! ;)


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