Monday, October 06, 2008

Obama Auction: Nearing the End

It's a race to the finish! We're gertting close, but we still have a couple of goodies left.

Tonight, there is only one item on the block, and you'll be happy to know that it's the LAST of Inog's black market porn. This special little gem appears to be from the Phillipeans, or at least the attractive cover model is.

Or she might be Italian, it's hard to say.

Truth in advertising: The back cover appears to be scene-shots from the actual movie, and the primary actress (while working awfully hard) does not appear to be the same woman on th efront cover...

The actual performance apepars to be standard-issue, with a little of this, and a little of that. Let's just say, there's a little something for every heterosexual.


OK, kids, this will be a short one. I want to get this thing wrapped up, and make our big donation before it's too late.

This auction ends on Wednesday at 9:00 PM (PST)

The remaining Items will go on the block tomorrow night.

Lastly, a special message to Inog: I will be in Salem tomorrow (Tuesday) morning for a quick depo. I'll call when I'm done, and I may stop by the Law Shack, assuming you are in the country...

15 comments:

  1. I'll open the bidding on this one for a dollar.

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  2. Assuming I will be here? Hell, it is 1:00 AM now and I am at the office. I live here now.

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  3. Momma needs her porn - 5 bucks.

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  4. I'll Bid $8.00 for some Porn!

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  5. How did I know you would bid on the porn Diva? Got you some new toys for your bday and look at you go....

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  6. * Note to self. Buy more $0.50 porn DVD's in Asia.

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  7. OK, back from Salem. Hey Inog, thanks for the goodies. I can still taste the Unicum...

    $8.00! Do I hear 9?

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  8. Wow! So far my audiobook is outselling porn!

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  9. Thank Brian, excellent cupping.

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  10. 9 bucks - I have a stocking to stuff.

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  11. Is THAT what they call it these days?

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  12. $10.00, I have other things to stuff!! ;)

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  13. It's not a Merry Christmas until I get me some porn. $12.

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  14. Damn! The porn out sold me! Not that I am surprised. But damn!

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  15. Woo Hoo! We have a winner!

    Evelyn gets the crappy porn!

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Be compelling.

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