Obama Auction: Wrapping Things Up

Item One: The Calendars are still for sale. If you have not ordered one yet, then you must stop and ask yourself, "Do I hate America?"

Look, it's like this, if you do not order a calendar, then the terrorists win.

Also, if you are a sexy Lounge Lady, and you have not contributed to the Calendar project, and if you would have fun doing so, Mrs. G&T will be accepting late submissions until Friday evening.

Place your order now! You will not be disappointed. All orders should really be in by Friday at Midnight.

Item Two: Last minute Auction Item!

We have one sexy black Hello Kitty bra for sale. It does not smell like it has been worn, and it still has a tag. The tag says, in case you were wondering, 34 C. So, if you are a 34 C, or if you know someone who is, or if you hope to some day meet some one who is, then GET THIS BRA!!



Really, this is the sort of thing any man would like to see waiting for him as he walks in the door...

This is the last sale folks! ONE DAY ONLY!! The Bra sale ends Friday night at Midnight. (PST)

Item Three: If you have won one of the auctions, please get your payments to me as soon as possible. Obama is about to purchase two half hour prime-time television spots, and I would like to get our donation in this weekend or Monday at the latest.

If you need my mailing address, email me at mrginandtonic@gmail.com