Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Matthew and Angelina

Most folks who know me will tell you that I am a little bit gay for Matthew McConaughey. Not that I am actually gay, or that there is anything wrong with being gay. It's just, when I think of a "sexy man," sweaty shirtless Matthew comes to mind.

Maybe it's the naked bongos thing...

And I think I'm not alone. I think most men, when put to the test, will name Matthew as a sexy man. There is just something about his scruffy deviousness that appeals to men. He is what a man's man is.

At the same time, if you ask most women, they'll tell you that they think Matthew is not hot, but rather quite disgusting. Sure some chicks dig his bohemian action. However, most don't. I think, at least according to my unscientific survey, there is a fairly significant anti-Matthew consensus among most women.

Matthew, however, is not alone. When the roles are reversed, and women are put to the test, almost unanimously, nearly every woman will say that Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman. Some women have the outright thigh-tingling hots for Angelina.

Guys, on the other hand, will acknowledge her attractiveness, but will go no further than that. I don't know a single guy, myself included, who would put her on their top 10 list. I dunno, maybe it's the Billy Bob thing.

She is really, not so much what women strive to be, but rather what women simply want.


  1. I follow you on the Voight kid, but not so much on the guy from Dazed and Confused. Pink pants? Really.

  2. Dude,
    Sweaty shirtless Matthew should never ever come to mind. No wonder your male dog went right for my nutsack. I'm getting a hotel next time.

  3. I think about Matthew while I'm doing Angelina. He is a sexy beast.

  4. Angelina8:32 AM

    Hey Brad, My sweaty shirtless twins are Matthews.

  5. Matthew8:49 AM

    Big naked sweaty hugs for everyone.

  6. I'm completely opposite, Matthew is definitely in my top 10 and on that special list. Angelina I don't get the fettish, her lips are too big and she's too skinny.

  7. auntie bsu9:26 AM

    Women are silly. Matthew is glorious! Angelina is gross!

  8. Actually, I like Angelina.

  9. Finally, another woman who agrees with me both about Matthew and Angelina. Thank you Auntie BSU!

  10. what women did you talk to?

    Matthew's hot, Angelina's not

  11. AUntie BSU7:55 AM

    Well at least Lounge women are smarter than most.


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