Friday, June 06, 2008

A Few Words About USL Referees

Admittedly, I'm new to the game.

And perhaps, it just happens to be the particular left-over referees that the league sends out here to the left-coast boondocks.

But it appears to me, quite plainly, that those goat-felching jizz-guzzlers are really nothing more than dull-witted self-loathing vision-impaired tiny-weinered boy-groping cat-fingering glue-sniffing ass monkeys.

But that is simply my own personal opinion.

All I know is, we need to keep the barnyard animals safely locked up when they come to town.

6 comments:

  1. All I know is, we need to keep the barnyard animals safely locked up when they come to town

    Why? are they Welsh?

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  2. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Y'all got some pretty sheep over there?

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  3. Anonymous2:42 PM

    perhaps I should learn more about soccer...

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  4. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Hey, nobody told me I had to know the rules- they said just toss these pretty flags around and point to the home team...

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  5. Seriously though, who becomes a ref?

    Footballers that can't play?
    Little men that have no other way of having power in their life?

    Why run round a pitch for 90 minuted for absolutely nothing..

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  6. Anonymous6:49 PM

    I'd say they are more like needle dick bug fuckers.

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Be compelling.

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