Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Sit Rep

It is 10:05 pm PST, February 15, 2006.
This is the situation:

I am awake.

I just belched. It tasted like the Massaman Curry I had for dinner.

There is an open bottle of tequila in front of me, along with a shotglass, salt shaker, 1/2 lime, and a paring knife.

My left index finger keeps locking up on me.

I have purchsed one of Dave's stripper T-shirts, and I am waiting for it to arrive.

It is cold outside.

Liverpool is currently in England, not Wales, but only by a few inches.

The dog is sleeping under my desk.

I have added a new link in the Lounge Links to the right.

I just took an enormous foundation-shaking bowel movement.

Between now and the time that I wake up, this blog will have been read by a handful of people on other continents.

My penis is still bigger than yours.

4 comments:

  1. You calling me a handful?

    And I told you, a few inches makes a lot of difference

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  2. Anonymous9:27 AM

    Here is a time when I am so glad there isn't a webcam involved with this blog. I'm sure it would only be a matter of time before each bowel movement was recorded, ranked, and archived.

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  3. Brian Smith10:46 AM

    My wife's grandfather had a chart on his wall to record the time of day and length of his bowel movements. I see you becoming like him at some point. It could work with Gin and Tonics too I suppose.

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