It is 10:05 pm PST, February 15, 2006.
This is the situation:
I am awake.
I just belched. It tasted like the Massaman Curry I had for dinner.
There is an open bottle of tequila in front of me, along with a shotglass, salt shaker, 1/2 lime, and a paring knife.
My left index finger keeps locking up on me.
I have purchsed one of Dave's stripper T-shirts, and I am waiting for it to arrive.
It is cold outside.
Liverpool is currently in England, not Wales, but only by a few inches.
The dog is sleeping under my desk.
I have added a new link in the Lounge Links to the right.
I just took an enormous foundation-shaking bowel movement.
Between now and the time that I wake up, this blog will have been read by a handful of people on other continents.
My penis is still bigger than yours.
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You calling me a handful?
ReplyDeleteAnd I told you, a few inches makes a lot of difference
Here is a time when I am so glad there isn't a webcam involved with this blog. I'm sure it would only be a matter of time before each bowel movement was recorded, ranked, and archived.
ReplyDeleteMy wife's grandfather had a chart on his wall to record the time of day and length of his bowel movements. I see you becoming like him at some point. It could work with Gin and Tonics too I suppose.
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