As Long As It's Stuck in Everyone's Head

This is Ipanema:

These are actual girls from Ipanema

You can listen to the actual tune HERE

And of course, here is my personal version of the song:

Thin and blonde and orange and bitchy
The girl named Paris Hilton's twitchy
And when she flashes, each one she flashes goes: eh....

When she talks, she sounds so vapid
With catch phrases and winks so rapid
And when she's screwing, each one she's screwing's on tape...

Ooh... but I watch her on TV
How... can I change the channel?
She's... hotter than Nicole Richie

But each day, when she looks in the mirror
She knows that no one will love her

Thin and blonde and orange and whorish
I know Paris Hilton would find me boorish
And when she fucks up, I smile - but she doesn't care (doesn't care)
She just doesn't care
She never will care...