Monday, February 20, 2006

Brian Smith Wanted to be Entertained Today

Thanks to Lori for this one:

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God.
Muslims don't recognize the Jews as God's chosen people.
Christians don't recognize Mohamed as a true prophet of God.
Southern Baptists don't recognize each other when they're eating at Hoooters.

[rim shot]


  1. That wasn't very entertaining. Smith should get his money back. Where's the porn?!

  2. you get what you pay for.

  3. Brian Smith2:37 PM

    I want a picture of you juggling gerbils while reciting that little joke....In Speedos. That would be entertaining.

  4. brian smith2:41 PM

    Hows that for a request? Ass breath

  5. Dude, are you still denying your homosexuality?

  6. Brian Smith3:08 PM

    Why dont we call your sister and find out.

  7. FIRST !
    Let's discuss Brian R's sister.... Oh wait - not without photos.

    Second... mmmmm... Hooters....
    And by that, of course, I mean, mmm, they have a great key lime pie...
    What did you think I meant!?

  8. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Is Brian or the gerbils supposed to wear the Speedos?

    Oh, and kudos to princess leah for somehow resisting the awesome temptation to point out once again that she is pregnant. We get it. You're knocked up. Now move on.

  9. If I had a nickel for every time Brian wore a gerbil in a speedo... Its like a sporrin (the thing that Scots wear since a kilt has no pockets).

  10. Sorry Mitch, gerbil on the outside of my kilt, speedo underneath


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