Just this once, I'm going to try to help you out and only because the answer is so damn obvious I can't believe you asked it. What does the VP do? The VP makes the president look good and stays out of trouble. The exact opposite of what you have been doing.
Thank the lord jesus christ, I am finally off the hook
ReplyDeleteI think a good answer would have been "to invent something like the internet and also find chicks for the President".
ReplyDeletethat was "cool"
ReplyDeleteDear Sarah Palin,
ReplyDeleteJust this once, I'm going to try to help you out and only because the answer is so damn obvious I can't believe you asked it. What does the VP do? The VP makes the president look good and stays out of trouble. The exact opposite of what you have been doing.
Sincerely,
Fred
Dear Fred,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the input. Did ya see my speech tonight? Rocked it...
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
ReplyDeleteOne, small step in the right direction doesn't count as "rocked it."
Fred
Sarah, can I put it in your butt?
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