Trapper

Would you let a little mouse
Live inside your great big house?

Gnawing at your wiring
And baby mousies siring

Eating doggy's kibble and bits
Laving behind his mousie shits

Scamper and scratch behind the wall
In the ceiling and down the hall

You would not, like me, I bet
And so that's why the trap is set

Baited up with peanut butter
Set among the household clutter

Waiting now, for the loud snap
Then I'll be done with mousie crap

Soon the trap will snap its neck
Til then, I drink out on the deck.