Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Statistics

Research is fun. Here are some interesting numbers:

92% of all bikinis are "thong cut."

4 out of 5 bikinis never touch the water.

Bikinis are illegal in 27 countries.

Residents of Southern California use 45% more hand lotion than other Americans.

Nationally, 37% of all hand-lotion consumption is for sexual, or sexually-related purposes.

Women are 29% less likely to get pregnant following the consumption of at least 24 ounces of beer within three hours of intercourse. Conception is 34% less likely following a bottle of wine, and a whopping 45% less likely following two shots of tequila.

One pound of hamburger, on average, contains approximately 3 grams of bull semen.

The average Scottish penis is .75 centimeters longer than the average English penis, and 1.2 cm longer than the average French phallus.

42% of Americans believe that President Bush is smarter than they are.

3 out of every 5 American women regularly wear thong underwear.

Here is an odd one. Married women in the US and Canada report having sex with their spouse 3 times per week. In the same survey, the men reported having sex with their spouse once per week.

74% of adults in the state of Oregon report taking a shower at least once per day.
In California, only 69% report a daily shower.
Pennsylvania was the lowest with 57% daily showers.
Unbelievably, Arkansas leads the hygiene brigade with 81% daily showers.

Brunette women, on average, are 2.3% smarter than redheads, and 3.7% smarter than Blondes.

However, Blondes are 100% more likely to have fun! (OK, I made that one up...)

Pedophiles are 17% more likely to be cat owners than dog owners (not sure how that is calculated...)

Families who attend church at least once per week are:

82% more likely to contract head lice
75% less likely to send a child to college
63% more likely to lose their home to a tornado
55% more likely to sell Amway
41% more likely to have at least two obese family members
22% more likely to to eat at Arby's

In Oregon, the Top Five exotic-dancer pseudonyms are:
5-Ashley
4-Brandi
3-Crystal
2-Natalia
1-Sierra

and finally...

In a survey of over 11,000 heterosexual men, of the four standard American bra sizes, they prefer:

A: 4%
B: 1.5%
C: 3%
D: 89%

(That leaves 2.5% undecided. I suspect these guys were confused about why "DD" wasn't on the list...)

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:47 AM

    What is the cup size of the bra in the photo?

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  2. I'm never eating hamburger again X-P

    What? No stats on Welsh penises? :-D

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  3. You mean that Crystal might not really be her name? But I thought we had something together?! How could she lie to me.....

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  4. I could tell you about Welsh penises.....

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  5. Mitch Crystal may not be her real name, but she didn't really like you anyway...

    ...and there were no statistics on Welsh penises, I suppose because Tom Jones skews the scale

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  6. Mitch, let me be the first to say.... No. That stripper didn't really like you.

    Thank you. Buy the shirt.

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  7. Brian smith7:55 AM

    I'm very upset by the lack of mention of the g-string. It is very close to my heart

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  8. I think G string comes under the thong umberella

    and a tip - if the G string is close to your heart, you're wearing it wrong....

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  9. Thong umbrella? Rainy days have never ben so sexy...

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Be compelling.

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