Client Control
Client Control
I had a client once, show up to trial wearing a moo moo with curlers in her hair. No lie.
I lost that one.
So, who are the legal eagles allowing Phil Spector to show up to trial looking like this??
Oh hell, I couldn't care less if this guy killed his girlfriend and ate her liver on stage during a Bon Jovi concert. The hairdo, however, must be punished.
don't be jealous of the volume - baldy.
ReplyDeleteInsanity plea, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteThis is all Hairsay!
ReplyDeleteOh, nasty.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I don't get it. What are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteIt's not that his hair is too big...It's just that his head is too small.
ReplyDeleteI once had a deaf client on the stand during direct examination (with interpreter). The judge turns to me, "Mr. Collier, is your client all there?" I replied, "I think so your Honor." I turn to my client, "Mr. Client, do suffer from a mental disability or handicap?" His response, "Yes." My client was retarded and I didn't know. I thought he was just deaf and the translation was strained.
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