Sunday, March 26, 2006

Pilgrim

Most of you are familiar with the sweet and wholesome contributions posted on this blog by my pal Carl. Well, it seems that Carl is going to California.

Thank God!

Unfortunately, it's only for a visit. Carl is well-traveled, and has been to the Southland before. He will apparently be in Los Angeles next weekend and is looking for entertainment advice from the locals. Surely, only the hippest hipsters and gothiest goths from the City of Angels populate this little outpost of tikki-delight. So, anything that any of you have to contribute, is warmly welcomed.

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  1. I haven't been here myself - but have always been curious -
    http://www.seeing-stars.com/Landmarks/WitchesHouse.shtml

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  2. I will probably spend my free time at -
    http://www.thekitty.com/

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  3. That's it? That's all you got?

    You people are sad. Or, maybe it's just Los Angeles, nothing to do there...

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  4. I think they fear my juatamallen heeet.

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  5. Brian, these posters are not sad, they just don't take this post seriously. Carl needing help finding something to do in L.A. is like asking for help for flies looking for poop. Flies don't need help; they smell where the poop is stored. They are naturally attracted to poop. The smellier the poop the faster they fly. Carl is like a fun fly.

    . . . and he's going to my sister's L.A. orgy/going away party.

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  6. Carl's Wife5:20 PM

    If carl is bored in LA he will come back home to me.

    Wait a second.....

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  7. did he go to California with an aching in his heart?

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  8. Head down to TJ! It is "forbeedeen!"

    Or - go the places frequented in "Swingers" ! Especially that all nighter with the old couple cover band! Tight! "You're all grown up! You're like a bear! A big fucking bear! And you don't know how to kill the bunny. You've got these big fucking claws and with these you don't know how to kill the bunny!!!!"

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  9. I suspect Carl knows how to kill a bunny...

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  10. I leave for the Philippines in two weeks. I suspect Tijuana would be a sad diversion.

    Kind of like ordering a snow cone on the way to the North Pole.

    And bunnies bore me.

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  11. How about burlesque? www.harlottique.com

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  12. Brian Smith4:09 PM

    Medieval times is always fun if Carl is into Jousting

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  13. Oh he likes to joust...

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Be compelling.

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