Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Not Quite as Evil as Dave

You Are 92% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

17 comments:

  1. Im 72% evil..

    I must have misunderstood some of the questions

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  2. Ohmigawd. I'm only 56% evil. Pregnancy hormones must be fucking with my head. (yeah,I said it, bring it on) I do MUCH better on purity tests. Guess I'm more perv than evil.

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  3. Yes but at least Dave has seen the light and taken on his Quacker ways......

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  4. I got a question -

    If you take the test and turn out 94% evil, but you lie on some of your answers, does that make you more or less evil?

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  5. I am only 24% evil, if I can disregard answers from before I turned 22years old (note I was married that same year). I was 43% evil otherwise. Even then I had not mastered real evil, I only pretended to get attention. I am working on my purity, not my evilness. It appears over time I am becoming closer to God not farther away. Brian and Inog's evil corrupting ploys to convert me to the darkside are not working . . . MUHAHAHAHA!!! (oh wait that laugh sounded evil, where did that come from?)

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  6. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

    Well, I suppose WE do...

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  7. Lurking in my heart is about 9 oz. of cholesterol plaque and some funny worm parasites I picked up in Vietnam and Jakarta. I named the worms Jimmy, Dave, Mike, Steve and Bob. I think of them as pets that will be with me until I die. And they will, because when they die they will become dislodged and then their fragmenting bodies will find their way to my lungs and brain killing me.

    Seeing them wiggle on the sonogram gives me the reassuring feeling of being alive.

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  8. 64% evil.Just enough to make me feel warm inside.

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  9. I beat Tom and Leah?

    Jesus...

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  10. Ok - where does Brian Smith rate in all this - I "have" to know!!! I'll show you my evil if you show me yours?

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  11. brian smith11:02 PM

    We've all seen your evil Ev. But hey I'm 96% evil. I partake of the devil's meatloaf daily. What the fuck, Im a Dentist of course Im evil.

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  12. Lareen11:12 PM

    72% evil! yesssss

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  13. Brian s11:14 PM

    Lucky...Gosh

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  14. Lareen11:18 PM

    that's my bro!

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  15. Lareen's in the Lounge... Bitchin!

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  16. I'm only 30% evil - am I not evil enough for the lounge?

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