Sunday, March 05, 2006

Brokeback Bar-B-Q

Daddy Time
Boys Night Out
Call it what you will, I think I had a gay date.

I mean, what do you call it when a guy calls up and says, "Hey man, let's have dinner together, and then go out and have some fun." I mean, that's a date, right?

Look, no one played grab-ass. We had dinner. There was no man-wrestling in the pup-tent.

So, I pushed a little hot pork in my mouth.. What's the problem?

Yeah, we went to a bar, and had drinks. There was romantic music playing, but no one held hands! Oh, and, hey, we played trivia. That's a manly thing to do, right? RIGHT??

Oh hell, I went on a date with a man. At least my wife didn't mind...

9 comments:

  1. I can't help but feel a little jealous. Dinner? Trivia? That's what we used to do before I moved to California. I just don't know how to quit you!

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  2. And the award for best-real-life topical tie-in to the post title goes to...

    Yeah, your name came up. A fat drunken karaoke-singing Asian woman was rubbing her ass against my leg at the time, but that should come as no surprise.

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  3. brian smith8:24 AM

    Sure.... just dinner and trivia. We all believe that one. When Tom's name came up was it like "Tom never did it like that" or "Tom could never last that long"

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  4. true. we were tlaking about trivia, but you're right...

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  5. Anonymous9:04 AM

    Can we get some commentary on the Academy awards?

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  6. I will take "What Tom is like on a Date" for 1000.....

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  7. Official Commentary: The Acadamy Awards suck ass.

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  8. As long as we're discussing people named Tom...

    http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=601

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  9. Mitch, I don't think you can make Myspace jokes unless you actually sign up for an account.

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