Sunday, March 05, 2006

Brokeback Bar-B-Q

Daddy Time
Boys Night Out
Call it what you will, I think I had a gay date.

I mean, what do you call it when a guy calls up and says, "Hey man, let's have dinner together, and then go out and have some fun." I mean, that's a date, right?

Look, no one played grab-ass. We had dinner. There was no man-wrestling in the pup-tent.

So, I pushed a little hot pork in my mouth.. What's the problem?

Yeah, we went to a bar, and had drinks. There was romantic music playing, but no one held hands! Oh, and, hey, we played trivia. That's a manly thing to do, right? RIGHT??

Oh hell, I went on a date with a man. At least my wife didn't mind...


  1. I can't help but feel a little jealous. Dinner? Trivia? That's what we used to do before I moved to California. I just don't know how to quit you!

  2. And the award for best-real-life topical tie-in to the post title goes to...

    Yeah, your name came up. A fat drunken karaoke-singing Asian woman was rubbing her ass against my leg at the time, but that should come as no surprise.

  3. brian smith8:24 AM

    Sure.... just dinner and trivia. We all believe that one. When Tom's name came up was it like "Tom never did it like that" or "Tom could never last that long"

  4. true. we were tlaking about trivia, but you're right...

  5. Anonymous9:04 AM

    Can we get some commentary on the Academy awards?

  6. I will take "What Tom is like on a Date" for 1000.....

  7. Official Commentary: The Acadamy Awards suck ass.

  8. As long as we're discussing people named Tom...

  9. Mitch, I don't think you can make Myspace jokes unless you actually sign up for an account.


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