Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Natalie Portman is the Shit

I totally ripped the following link off from Mr. Bravo. Go check out his blog.

Click on Natalie for her debut gangsta-rap video. Holy hell...


  1. Ahhh yes, but you have the finer picture!

    "You've done a man's work, sir! Too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?"


    Glad you liked the rap video! After your post on the Olsen twins, I knew that we once again had a merging of minds on the matter of the lovely and talented Miss Portman....

  2. George8:23 PM

    So, if Natalie Portman were having a bowel movement in the woods, would she have to be concerned with a panda attacking? In addition, if the world’s leading scientists crossbred a spotted owl and a panda would we have to keep our children under the kitchen sink and feed them Gaines Burgers?

  3. the answer to both of those very good questions is yes.

  4. George8:33 PM

    Thank you kind sir. Additionally, does Evelyn really have a rash/scabies? If so, is it treatable with store bought salves?

  5. She calls it scabies, but I suspect stigmata...

  6. or perhaps leprosy

  7. George8:44 PM

    I guess in either case, that will go hand-in-hand with my acute case of the hantavirus! Cheers!

  8. awesome, she wants to fuck us too.

  9. Lareen11:26 PM

    Natalie Portman...yummy!


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