Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Natalie Portman is the Shit

I totally ripped the following link off from Mr. Bravo. Go check out his blog.

Click on Natalie for her debut gangsta-rap video. Holy hell...


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9 comments:

  1. Valdez3:02 PM

    Ahhh yes, but you have the finer picture!

    "You've done a man's work, sir! Too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?"

    -BR

    Glad you liked the rap video! After your post on the Olsen twins, I knew that we once again had a merging of minds on the matter of the lovely and talented Miss Portman....

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  2. Anonymous8:23 PM

    So, if Natalie Portman were having a bowel movement in the woods, would she have to be concerned with a panda attacking? In addition, if the world’s leading scientists crossbred a spotted owl and a panda would we have to keep our children under the kitchen sink and feed them Gaines Burgers?

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  3. Mr. Gin and Tonic8:28 PM

    the answer to both of those very good questions is yes.

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  4. Anonymous8:33 PM

    Thank you kind sir. Additionally, does Evelyn really have a rash/scabies? If so, is it treatable with store bought salves?

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  5. Mr. Gin and Tonic8:36 PM

    She calls it scabies, but I suspect stigmata...

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  6. Mr. Gin and Tonic8:37 PM

    or perhaps leprosy

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  7. Anonymous8:44 PM

    I guess in either case, that will go hand-in-hand with my acute case of the hantavirus! Cheers!

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  8. richardSandwich10:33 PM

    awesome, she wants to fuck us too.

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  9. Anonymous11:26 PM

    Natalie Portman...yummy!

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Be compelling.

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