Sunday, November 06, 2005

Mini Tom

Congratulations to Tom and Mrs. Tom for successfully completing the act of coitus, and achieving ovum-fertilization with uterine-implantation. Mother and fetus are doing well.

As all of Tom's friends happen to be named Brian, we are all expecting the Spawn-of-Tom to also be named Brian, whether it is a boy or a girl.

Oh, and, has anyone heard whether the other Brian, Dentist Brian, has had his kid yet? Hey Brian, are you out there? Hello? What news?

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:37 PM

    Thanks for the hearty congratulations, but it's actually the mailman's kid.

    ReplyDelete

Be compelling.

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