Sunday, November 06, 2005

Mini Tom

Congratulations to Tom and Mrs. Tom for successfully completing the act of coitus, and achieving ovum-fertilization with uterine-implantation. Mother and fetus are doing well.

As all of Tom's friends happen to be named Brian, we are all expecting the Spawn-of-Tom to also be named Brian, whether it is a boy or a girl.

Oh, and, has anyone heard whether the other Brian, Dentist Brian, has had his kid yet? Hey Brian, are you out there? Hello? What news?

3 comments:

  1. Thanks for the hearty congratulations, but it's actually the mailman's kid.

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  2. Aren't they all...

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  3. Ok, so granted Tom has been your friend like at least twice as long as I have (God, Tom, get some sense!). But where the hell is MY "mother and fetus are doing well"?!?!?! I mean, seriously, baby weighs a whopping five ounces now and wiggles at lot. I have cute and snappy maternity clothes. And with all the guys offering to supplement my husband's boy sperm with a few girl sperm, we might even end up with a girl! Yes, for those of you following along, I did just call myself a slut.

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Be compelling.

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