
So, time passes, and every once and a while I get a hankerin, deep, deep in my gullet for the bad Chinese, and today was one of those days. I called around, but none of my buddies were available for lunch, so I was left on my own.
Now, Bad Chinese is downtown, and I work all the way out on the outskirts. The drive is only about 12 minutes or so, but on lunch break, that can be an eternity, and without a lunch companion, the drive is barely worth the Har Gow, the Char Siu Bao, or even the Siu Mai. Thus, today, I decided to try something different.
I cracked-open the yellow pages and found another Chinese buffet, not but a stone's throw from my office. Panda Buffet, on Highway 99, in Tigard!
Let me just say, the phrase "Bad Chinese" now has a whole new meaning. How can you make General Tso's Chicken taste like a turkey sandwich? I ask you!! Every pan was either empty or full of something disgusting. I ended up with a plate full of egg rolls, fried pork bits, and red Jell-O. My second helping (hey, I was hungry!) consisted of more re-heated egg rolls and a salad consisting of iceberg lettuce and watered-down ranch dressing.
And cleanliness?? I'm not convinced that the Health Department knows about this place. I certainly doubt that they have ever visited, let alone inspected. I fear I may die.
So, at least the old Bad Chinese Buffet had some redeeming qualities, and I will continue to return, at least until the MSG catches up with me. As for the new place? Well, let's just say if you read about a Chinese restaurant in Tigard getting firebombed, I know nothing about it.
Is it a buffet?
ReplyDeleteNorm's Garden? Is that even Chinese? Norm conjurs up images of George Wendt, not of tasty hum bao. Most importantly, however, why is every restaurant suddenly Chinese if you tack on "Garden" to the end of the name?
ReplyDeleteRancid urine soaked stairway.... sounds like Brian's basement or Hung Far Lo.
ReplyDeleteAs for Chinese food, I like to go to China.
My favorite aspect of that place is the sign; I love that someone long ago painted out "tails."
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I've never seen anyone actually eat in the dining room though, only while in the bar under the influence of the swill they call liquor.
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