Wednesday, November 16, 2005

God Hates Shrimp

Thanks to Abestis for this one.

God Hates Shrimp


  1. Hey, if you don't get it, read their "about" page. These guys are brilliant!

  2. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Mmmmmmm, I do love shrimp!

  3. Crapass.

    1. 10 yrs ago. Big boobs. Really big boobs.
    2. 5 yrs ago. "Sure, kids sounds like a great idea."
    3. 1 yr ago. "Two kids, what the f&%$! was I thinking?"
    4. Yesterday. Pork and smoke. Need I say more.
    5. Today. Coat smells like smokey pork. Yum.
    6. Tomorrow. Leftover smokey pork.
    7. 5 snacks. Pick five pork parts and smoke 'em.
    8. Five Bands. Pick your own five.
    9. $100,000,000. Dunno, but a large smoker that could hold five hogs would be involved.
    10. Five Locations. Ditto, fiercefinger.
    11. Five Bad Habits. What happens while at the aforementioned (aforereferenced?) five locations.
    12. Five Likes. See locations and habits (sorry to poach)
    13. Five TV Shows. The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The West Wing, Grey's Anatomy, whatever entertains my kids.
    14. Famous 5. Dunno.
    15. 5 Current Joys. Dunno, who thinks about stuff like this?
    16. Toys. +2 longsword, ring of protection +1, horn of blasting, bag of holding, full plate mail
    17. Tag? I think not. Let the madness end here.

  4. I see that Abestis has been trolling over at Grab...

    And why wasn't I invited for the pork, goddamn it??


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