Sunday, December 14, 2008

Average?

So, apparently, this is Wikipedia's idea of the average human body. Both genders, naturally.



So, what can we learn from this?

Well, apparently, hippies without pee holes represent the average human. In nature, all humans are white, and women have naturally trimmed pubic hair.

Naked white men are preternaturally friendly, and women have six pack abs.

Apart from the crossed eyes, she's really not that bad, I suppose. The dude, though, probably plays Jesus every year in the church Christmas pageant.

2 comments:

  1. I kinda like the crossed eyes

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  2. Is it just me or does the man look a lot like Charles Manson?

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Be compelling.

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