"Dave, It's good to see you!"
"Hey, it's good to be here. Hey, what happened to your ear?"
"What about my ear?"
"There's blood in your ear man, What did you do to it?"
"Oh, that. You don't want to know."
"Well, I was just being polite, but now I really want to know."
"[sigh] OK. Well, I scratched it with my lawnmower."
"[pause]I'm not going to ask anymore questions about that."
"Good plan."
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This preceded a conversation about why his lip was bleeding. I have since determined Mrs. G&T was finally tired of his crap and straightened his ass out.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the time that Brian put a tator tot to his ear to see if it was still hot.
ReplyDeleteI have it on video...
The lawyer pissed me off, so I let him have it.
ReplyDeleteWell have you seen the size of his mower....it's impressive.
ReplyDeleteI've seen the photos of you riding that sucker. Heh heh heh.
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