The best ones write themselves. Of course, I have to wiggle my fingers over the keyboard to make them visible, but really, it seems that I'm just taking dictation from the muse.
I suppose it goes in cycles. Some months are better than others. January was pretty good. April was, perhaps, the high point.
So, I've pulled what I think are the 16 top posts, at least in my mind. These are the shiny examples of just how fantastic I truly am.
Hurray for me!
16. Open Letter to Fat Guy at Albertsons
15. Such Stuff as Dreams are Made
14. Ramhorn
13. Ode to Cheddar
12. Two Gallons of Mayonnaise and a Chainsaw
11. Soon her Mama with a Gleaming Gloat Heard
10. Cock Gobbler (by request)
9. The Mysteries of the Force
8. Peat Moss
7. Mandarin Oranges
6. Current Events
5. Vanilla
4. Ballet of the Fire Dancers
3. Blueberry Waffles
2. Tinsel Hat
And number one is, obviously:
1. The Legend of Daisy
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Oh, in case none of y'all caught it the first time, Hurray For Me!!
ReplyDeleteAnd to think it was all because I was never fully formed.
ReplyDeleteDon't I get some credit here?
ReplyDeleteIts just like that damn beak to take all the credit.
ReplyDeleteWould all you goddamn perverts please just go away. I have retired from dancing. I have found Jesus. I am working to get on American Idol. I suppose I could use Dr. Brian's help with the missing tooth, but otherwise, leave me the hell alone!
ReplyDeleteI can help you, baby...
ReplyDeleteWe were enjoying your absence too much to be bothered.
ReplyDeleteIts SAD that even with a nice post about an epic strip club quest, and a stripper with one arm, Leah STILL feels compelled to somehow work in a mention of her pregnancy....
ReplyDeleteDaisy, I will see you for an after hours appointment. All you will feel is a little prick in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'd advertize "little"....
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't.
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