Tuesday, October 18, 2005

An Ode to Cheddar

O mighty yellow Cheddar
I think you are much better
Than all those other cheeses that I've found

You are tastier than Gouda
Who woulda thought you coulda
Come in handy little bricks or in the round

You lose nothing to Havarti
When you're both served at a party
With crackers on a tray that you surround

Now, I have to hand it to you
You’re quite good in any fondue
But you're best when you are toasted golden brown

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:27 AM

    If I were left on an abandoned island I would want a cave made out of cheddar.

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  2. Anonymous9:01 AM

    The ass page?!?!?

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  3. Anonymous2:55 PM

    This goes nicely with a cheese rap Brian wrote (under the rapper name, E-Z Cheez) a while back:

    E-Z Cheez in Da hizzouse
    All you mutha fawkas...

    I spray the cheez
    From my can
    You luv it girl
    I'm yo cheesy man

    You like Havarti
    You eat swiss too
    I'll be yo chedda
    But I'll never be the bleu

    Give me your pie
    with mozzarella
    wit spicy sauce
    l'll be yo fella

    Some brie for me
    Gruyere for you
    We'll melt together
    We'll be fondue

    -Word-

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  4. Genius. Pure freakin genius!!! z

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  5. Jesus and I love cheese. He says you automatically get into heaven for writing this poem. Keep in mind he was totally lit when he said that.

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Be compelling.

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