O mighty yellow Cheddar
I think you are much better
Than all those other cheeses that I've found
You are tastier than Gouda
Who woulda thought you coulda
Come in handy little bricks or in the round
You lose nothing to Havarti
When you're both served at a party
With crackers on a tray that you surround
Now, I have to hand it to you
You’re quite good in any fondue
But you're best when you are toasted golden brown
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
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If I were left on an abandoned island I would want a cave made out of cheddar.
ReplyDeleteSounds like paradise.
ReplyDeleteThe ass page?!?!?
ReplyDeleteThis goes nicely with a cheese rap Brian wrote (under the rapper name, E-Z Cheez) a while back:
ReplyDeleteE-Z Cheez in Da hizzouse
All you mutha fawkas...
I spray the cheez
From my can
You luv it girl
I'm yo cheesy man
You like Havarti
You eat swiss too
I'll be yo chedda
But I'll never be the bleu
Give me your pie
with mozzarella
wit spicy sauce
l'll be yo fella
Some brie for me
Gruyere for you
We'll melt together
We'll be fondue
-Word-
Genius. Pure freakin genius!!! z
ReplyDeleteJesus and I love cheese. He says you automatically get into heaven for writing this poem. Keep in mind he was totally lit when he said that.
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