Tuesday, October 18, 2005

An Ode to Cheddar

O mighty yellow Cheddar
I think you are much better
Than all those other cheeses that I've found

You are tastier than Gouda
Who woulda thought you coulda
Come in handy little bricks or in the round

You lose nothing to Havarti
When you're both served at a party
With crackers on a tray that you surround

Now, I have to hand it to you
You’re quite good in any fondue
But you're best when you are toasted golden brown


  1. Anonymous10:27 AM

    If I were left on an abandoned island I would want a cave made out of cheddar.

  2. Sounds like paradise.

  3. Ok, seriously. You are a freak. I've said it before, countless times in fact. But I feel compelled to say it again. It's not just the extra belly button or the "wing" hair. Cheese poetry tops the list. Bring back the ass page. I long for reams of random words strung together.

  4. Anonymous9:01 AM

    The ass page?!?!?

  5. The ass page. Harkens back to days of law school, Tahiti lounge, lunch at Goudy, parties at Big Bear's, and 24 hour access to the library to "study." Bri was ahead of his time and more or less had a blog on his law school email account. And he named it The Ass Page. Now you know the rest of the story.

  6. Anonymous2:55 PM

    This goes nicely with a cheese rap Brian wrote (under the rapper name, E-Z Cheez) a while back:

    E-Z Cheez in Da hizzouse
    All you mutha fawkas...

    I spray the cheez
    From my can
    You luv it girl
    I'm yo cheesy man

    You like Havarti
    You eat swiss too
    I'll be yo chedda
    But I'll never be the bleu

    Give me your pie
    with mozzarella
    wit spicy sauce
    l'll be yo fella

    Some brie for me
    Gruyere for you
    We'll melt together
    We'll be fondue


  7. Genius. Pure freakin genius!!! z

  8. Jesus and I love cheese. He says you automatically get into heaven for writing this poem. Keep in mind he was totally lit when he said that.


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