Monday, October 10, 2005

Football and Porno and Books About War

I am almost entirely not gay. Virtually not gay at all. Practically completely hetero.

I am secure enough in my own very-real and very-substantial masculinity, therefore, to be honest with you. I think Ewan McGregor is a handsome man. There, I said it. I mean, what's wrong with saying that?

I think he's a good looking guy in a very non-gay, completely macho sort of way. It's not like I want to date him. Sure, I might want to give him a back rub, but in a totally straight sort of way. And he's European, right? So, there'd be nothing odd or fishy about me giving him a hug.

And then, maybe, I'll go work on my car, or build something with power tools... Or, perhaps I could go work on my Ewan scrapbook...

7 comments:

  1. Ok, you win,
    Christina Ricci blog coming up on mine

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  2. amanda9:02 PM

    Today on the bus I saw a "Kentucky Waterfall." It was a mullet that had long lustrous curls that fall to the shoulder--a mullet seen last on Billy Ray Cyrus in his heyday. The girlfriend of this individual was also notable. My first white trash Asian. Crazy fried brown permed hair, patchwork leather winter coat, open toed sandals. Oh, and that photo of Ewan is pretty dirty. He's all come hither at the camera.

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  3. I can't figure it out. For some reason, he looks better in a kilt than I do...

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  4. My cat looks better in a kilt than you do. This weekend I was at a wedding with a guy from Scotland (couldn't understand a damn thing he said)And he wore a kilt suit. Just like one of your suits, but with a skirt. And even though I was stone cold sober the whole time (crapass!) I still couldn't help wondering what was under the kilt...

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  5. WHOA! Stop the presses! I think we owe "taffy" our most sincere thanks for this.

    Taffy, even if these other jokers don't, I appreciate what you did. Thank you.

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  6. I admit that I visted Taffy's blog once or twice today. Kept getting hung up on the bikini...

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  7. And I'd just like to clarify he doesn't mean I was in a bikini - Im Welsh - it's too bloody cold!

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