11:00 AM PDT on Friday, October 7, 2005
Associated Press
MEDFORD, Ore. -- A registered sex offender who fashioned a loin cloth from a rope and piece of lawn furniture was arrested near a high school, where he asked four girls for a ride to the mall or a motel, police said.
Kelly James Bailey, 33, of Greenwater, Wash., was wearing only the rope when he shocked a Medford woman by appearing in her back yard Thursday morning.
Before he left, Bailey, who appeared to be covered in feces, ran away with a strip of leopard-print vinyl peeled from the seat of lawn chair, said Medford police Lt. Mike Moran.
More than an hour later, four North Medford High School girls were waiting in a car near the school when Bailey -- now wearing blue jeans, but still covered in the apparent fecal matter -- approached the car. He asked the girls for a ride to the Red Carpet Inn or the Rogue Valley Mall.
"The girls wisely rolled up their windows and left," Moran said.
The girls alerted authorities, who spotted Bailey running near campus.
"When we caught him, he still appeared to be covered in fecal matter," Moran said. "He told us, though, he was partying with girls the night before and somehow ended up rolling around in tomato paste."
As officers patted him down, they found that he had used the rope and vinyl strip to make a primitive loin cloth.
"I think it's definitely the strangest case of the day," Moran said.
Bailey was lodged in Jackson County Jail on charges of theft, trespassing, criminal mischief and failing to register as a sex offender in Oregon. He was held on $24,000 bail.
The theft charge was for allegedly taking the vinyl strip, Moran said.
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ReplyDeleteHEY EVERYONE, LEAH SENT THIS ARTICLE TO ME!!!!
Whoa, easy there, Tex. You want credit for somethin', get yer own blog. Don't go clutterin' up these here comment pages with your own self-congratulatory back patting. Those of us who have been around these parts for a while know that this blog is limited to Brian's self-congratulatory back patting. So apologize to Brian and let's focus on what's important here.
ReplyDeleteListen, the whole thing was a giant misunderstanding. I didn't STEAL the leopard lawn chair strip, it was out on the curb being thrown away...and it WAS tomato paste!
ReplyDeleteTom, remember next time, Tomato paste gets rid if skunk scent, not Syphilis...
ReplyDeleteI think some of you have missed the real gem in that article. Isn't anyone just a tad bit interested in the lady who decided to buy and own the leopard print vinyl lawn chairs? Did she have the choice between leopard and zebra print? Why animal print chairs? Does she have a matching bikini so that she can "lay out" in style? Did she use the term "classy" to describe the chairs when she first bought them? After all, "classy" seems to be the go-to term for all W.T. goods. Someone needs to interview the woman and then arrest her for bad taste.
ReplyDeleteAmanda makes an excellent point. I was also wondering what they meant by "was only wearing the rope..."
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