Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Three Hours??

Ok, first, click here: Sactuary for the Senses

Be sure to read the "reviews" section.

So, basically, we're talking about a hand job, right? Three hours, though. I hope she uses lubrication.


  1. Hey dude,
    Are things ok at home? I go away for a week and the last 3 posts are
    "touch my monkey, lotion, 3 hours"

  2. don't forget "rubbing my meat and making sauce"

    it's just a coincidence.

  3. Coincidence?! Coming from someone whose highest calling is that he can blog without pants?!

    I think not.

  4. Anonymous5:54 PM

    This blog is becoming very cockcentric.

  5. That you post that link just tells me that you need to get out more.

  6. inog's wife7:19 PM

    No inog, Chicago is not on the way to China.

    Hey, it's either look at this crap or read Surocco v Geary.

  7. Yikes..those are some scary Glamour Shots. Are they supposed to help sell it? Of course, I'd still take a hand job from her.

  8. I don't think I'd let her change the oil in my car.

  9. Actually, Inog's Wife, Surocco v. Geary is quite analogous to the facts at hand. The holding in Surocco was that the individual's loss is superceded by the necessity of the greater public good. Or, as Spock said to Kirk, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one." (although, the takings clause of the 5th amendment may bear on the issue...)

    In the case of the massage therapist, the needs of her many clients outweigh the needs of whatever few in Chicago may object to spirituality-based prostitution operations.

    You can tell your torts professor that this analysis came from someone who eventually passed the Oregon State Bar Eam.

  10. inog's wife11:00 PM

    I am certain Professor Graham will be happy to hear of your success.

    Necessitas inducit privilegium quod jura privata.

  11. Sona si Latine loqueris

  12. Great response Brian. If only you had the eloquence and wisdom in law school, you might have passed. Inog's wife, do provide Brian's response to Professor Graham.

  13. inog's wife12:34 PM

    Laughter still echoes through the halls. Even within the library. Someone has inked a mustache and glasses on Brian's class picture and written: If he can pass the bar you can too!

    Morale is low. Send more highlighters please. And a new Latin dictionary.

  14. inog's wife2:59 PM

    I got a gold star from The Judge on my Surocco brief.

  15. Did you quote Spock?

  16. inog's wife8:26 PM

    We discussed the Trouble with Tribbles.


Be compelling.

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