Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Sometimes I Think They Make Movies Just for Me

24 comments:

  1. There was too much Christina and not enough Justin

    Now Justin in chains, Mmmmm

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  2. Anonymous1:38 PM

    I would like to note that there is an IMDB thread called "Skanks on a Chain" with regard to this film. Good times!

    Oh, and what happened to the password protect on your blog?

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  3. Well now... Its as if the heavens opened up and said "Brian, your movie has arrived."

    Skanks on a chain... oh yeah... that's definitely gonna stick...

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  4. Anonymous2:29 PM

    Yes, Samuel L. Jackson in a wifebeater does something for me too Brian.

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  5. Anonymous2:34 PM

    That's a God Damned Rebel Flag on dat poor girl's shirt. Samuel's gunna git his self lynched for messin' with dat skanky white girl.

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  6. Anonymous4:31 PM

    I bet Brian will be bidding for me on ebay soon.

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  7. Brian, the only thing wrong about this movie for you...Christina is way too skinny.

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  8. Anonymous5:10 PM

    She looks 13 years old. That actually creeps me out.

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  9. Anonymous5:23 PM

    Brian is begging for some spam.

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  10. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Curiously, I was stolen from the set several times...

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  11. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Wow. When did Mary-Kate Olsen and Christina Ricci switch bodies?

    I'm sorry, Brian, I know you love the girl and all, but she looks scary skinny in this movie. I keep looking for the track marks on her arms.

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  12. People, she is openly and unapologetically bulimic, which makes her a little evil, and you all know how I like the evil...

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  13. Also, I fear no spam. I disengaged the word verification protection to make commenting easier for everyone. Fuck the spammers. I'll deal with them as they come.

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  14. "Nawwww, you ain't right yet." That's a quote right there.

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  15. Anonymous7:27 AM

    "People, she is openly and unapologetically bulimic, which makes her a little evil, and you all know how I like the evil..."

    Well, since you like the girls who puke now, maybe you'll get lucky and find some little, partially digested meat bits in her mouth while you fantasize about kissing her.

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  16. Anonymous9:00 AM

    Ewww. I read that just as I was about to eat lunch. God damn.

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  17. Anonymous1:41 PM

    Think I will be nominated for best supporting actress?

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  18. Anonymous2:07 PM

    Even I think she is too skinny.

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  19. B.S I have to ask
    When you look at a woman, whats the first thing you look at..

    Tatas, tush or teeth?

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  20. Anonymous4:35 PM

    He looks at teeth. Guaranteed. I believe the term "gamey" is most likely used quite often.

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  21. I'm sure he looks at no one other than the addorable Mrs. Dr. Brian...

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  22. Theres nothing wrong with window shopping, you don't have to buy anything..

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  23. Anonymous4:53 PM

    The first thing I look at is a woman's soul. Its just that I see her soul through her vagina.

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  24. Anonymous7:27 PM

    Me too!

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