Wednesday, January 10, 2007

By Now, You Should Know How These Things Go

So, I was watching a bootleg video of Dita, when... Blah blah blah...
I was really low on Scotch!... Blah blah blah...

...and that's when I went to Albertsons. Blah blah blah... Really, it was a nice creamy havarti... Blah blah blah...

..there were just too many pictures of Amanda's ass... blah blah... only one arm... Blah blah blah...

...but it was actually in Britney's vagina, etc... blah blah blah...

...giant penis made of legos...

Blab blah blah...

...when he found himself in the middle of a circle Jerk in Hell with Hitler, Satan and Dick Cheney...

Blah blah blah...

...picture of Christina Ricci...


8 comments:

  1. bestest blogage eveh

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  2. In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

    Christina Ricci is your dark Galadriel. But only the Galadriel that would have taken the One Ring.

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  3. Dammit. This post was way too short.

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  4. Your son will be proud

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  5. amanda7:01 PM

    What about the panty?

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  6. The panty6:14 PM

    You can't really see me in this picture, but I am there. This is a good blog. Most of what I hear is muffled noise anyway . . .

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  7. Girl needs to eat a sandwich!!!

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Be compelling.

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