I was really low on Scotch!... Blah blah blah...
...and that's when I went to Albertsons. Blah blah blah... Really, it was a nice creamy havarti... Blah blah blah...
..there were just too many pictures of Amanda's ass... blah blah... only one arm... Blah blah blah...
...but it was actually in Britney's vagina, etc... blah blah blah...
...giant penis made of legos...
Blab blah blah...
...when he found himself in the middle of a circle Jerk in Hell with Hitler, Satan and Dick Cheney...
Blah blah blah...
...picture of Christina Ricci...
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
ReplyDeleteChristina Ricci is your dark Galadriel. But only the Galadriel that would have taken the One Ring.
Dammit. This post was way too short.
ReplyDeleteYour son will be proud
ReplyDeletegoddamn.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the panty?
ReplyDeleteYou can't really see me in this picture, but I am there. This is a good blog. Most of what I hear is muffled noise anyway . . .
ReplyDeleteGirl needs to eat a sandwich!!!
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