Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Good Lord, I'm tired

I'm wiped out. I'm going to bed.

I've been setting up Martha's new campaign headquarters.

Now I'm beat, and I'm going to hit the sack.

Remeber to check out Martha For President. If you have a myspace account (and most of you do) be sure to add the campaign as a friend!

Oh, also, Since I had nothing interesting to say, here are a few pictures of girls kissing:



25 comments:

  1. I am thinking about nominating James "The King" Davis.

    He is moving back to the US in a few months.

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  2. I think Martha's heroes should include Pol Pot, Edi Amin, and other like-minded individuals. If she is going to change things around here she is going to have to be the iron fist in a velvet glove.

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  3. Why do Carl and Fred get up so early?
    I at least have the Damn International Dateline to blame

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  4. Niccolò Machiavelli should be one of her friends and her favorite book should be "the Prince."

    Her platform should include a tough on crime (except for securities fraud) plank.

    And she plans to COMPLETELY redecorate the White House. Get all that Laura Bush Texas Tacky crap out of the place.

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  5. And you all say *I* don't have enough to do...

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  6. mmm... iron fist... velvet glove... thanks Fred, you made my morning!

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  7. Velvet glove...Brian, that's code for buttplay, isn't it.

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  8. Funny, I thought the same thing about Iron Fist.

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  9. I don't get up all that early. That's just when I get up for work. If it weren't for work, I wouldn't be up. But, Fred got to get paid, son.

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  10. You know, girls kissing..

    just sayin...

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  11. I had noticed the girls kissing was being ignored

    Thats got boring Brian, think of something new..

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  12. And wheres Amanda?
    I need my fellow scathing female - far too much testosterone around here

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  13. amanda3:08 PM

    Girls kissing is so done. It's cliched in general, and in this venue especially. Girls in pencil skirts doing their taxes...that's the ticket. As for the various mentions of buttplay, seriously, why don't you just milk each other's prostates at this point? You've been waiting for over twenty years, and it's time to just get super drunk on expensive microbrews and 20 year old scotch and have an orgy of shameful delight that no one speaks of ever again.

    Lisa, I'm not your Space Friend, so I had to post the Ewan pic on Brian's comments page. Rarrr. I just wanna lick his face.

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  14. Ok, you lick Ewan's face, I'll, um, lick elsewhere

    and you know if any man came near their prostates they'd run crying like the pussies they are

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  15. amanda4:17 PM

    Yeah, but the latent homoeroticism is just their guilty, wanton pleasure layered with their desire to seem far more incendiary than they really are coupled with supreme and unadulterated prudery.

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  16. Which explains Brian's obsession with Martha

    Shes homely and comfortable and wouldn't dream of slipping the old finger in for a quick prostate feel

    Plus she'd cook him dinner afterwards and make the bed

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  17. Brian - girls kissing isn't payment for anything in my book.

    Lisa - Just because I have a male nickname doesn't mean I'm a guy.

    Amanda - I think you are on to something with the prostate-milking orgy that needs to take place. I suggest that be a part of the 1st Annual Gin and Tonic Summer BBQ and Prostate-Milking Orgy. Isn't Ryan the entertainment coordinator?

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  18. amanda4:43 PM

    I can only clap and laugh in gleeful delight. Thank you, Fred.

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  19. Amanda - Don't clap and laugh in gleeful delight, you won't be able to hold the video camera steady

    and fred's a girl - sorry fred

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  20. The girl kissing was really just for Dr. Brian.

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  21. amanda5:32 PM

    That's what my tripod is for, Lisa. I like to be prepared. Thanks for being my friend, by the way. We're getting to be such a little family. Awwww.

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  22. Lisa - No hard feelings. Just didn't want you thinking that there was THAT much testosterone around here.

    Brian - Is Dr. Brian unable to find pictures on his own or do you always have to hold his hand . . . or other body parts?

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  23. Officially, Dr. Brian doesn't look at dirty pictures on the internet.

    I wouldn't want to besmirch his good name...

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  24. There will be no prostate milking at the 1st annual Gin and Tonic Summer BBQ. Prostate milk spoils the appetite.

    Best Regards,
    Entertainment Coordinator

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  25. You know that from experience?

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