Monday, January 29, 2007

Basement Window

Thanks to Amanda (and Craigslist) for this:

Level 72 Paladin Seeking 42+ Rogue, Druid, and Sorceress - m4ww

I am seeking a level 42 or above rogue, druid, and sorceress to help me assault the fortress of Mordria, and for hot kinky sex. I am the sole holder of the Axe of Fragyholt and am a level 72 Paladin equipped with Def+ 52 plate mail. I also have a really big penis. I can cast Magic Missile, Icebolt, and am a fairly skilled at cunnilingus. Indeed, Orcs and Goblins are no match for me, not unlike your unsuspecting genitalia, which shall recieve a thrashing, the likes of which have been only whispered in hushed voice in times of darkness. I have a lot of experience, both with annihilating ogres, and the finer points of pleasuring fair maidens, and like to be beaten with wet towels. I live at home with Mother, and you will have to sneak in through the basement window. This partnership boasts many advantages, such as an unlimited supply of Cheetos and Mountain Dew, and hot, steamy, hanky-panky with my massive member. Comic book lovers a plus.

this is in or around Mordria

6 comments:

  1. Green elf is about to die

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  2. amanda12:32 PM

    "Sorry Amanda, I completely lost track of time. I got to the tenth level and the Supreme Vampire Ruler came out of nowhere, and I had to vanquish him and his evil horde!" --Reason someone from this comments section was over an hour late to pick me up.

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  3. They lie.

    I too have an Axe of Fragyholt.

    Sole holder my ass.

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  4. This sounds like Brody from Mallrats.

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  5. amanda1:55 PM

    I really did like that movie. I felt it was an underrated Kevin Smith film. And Ben Affleck was such a douche in that movie. So perfect.

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  6. I don't get it..

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Be compelling.

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