I think I can almost discern your street number on the side of the house. You have said you live in Portland, Oregon. You have also told us that your "guard dog" can be placated with a large piece of rawhide. Everything is falling into place...It is only a short while before I am able to hunt you down and steal your ice cream.
sweet, are those the old-school fatty light bulbs?
ReplyDeleteQuite right. They're what Christmas is all about...
ReplyDeleteI think I can almost discern your street number on the side of the house. You have said you live in Portland, Oregon. You have also told us that your "guard dog" can be placated with a large piece of rawhide. Everything is falling into place...It is only a short while before I am able to hunt you down and steal your ice cream.
ReplyDeleteBWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAA!
OK, if you think you can can find me, you can come drink my beer.
ReplyDeleteI thought Christmas was all about spending money you don't have on shit for people you don't like.
ReplyDeleteI like the lights idea better.
For $100, can I also get a photo of his genitals?
ReplyDeleteI'll undercut Lea, and sell those to you for $75.
ReplyDeleteBrian sent me a photo of genitals for free - you can have a copy for $50, I'll have it in pounds though
ReplyDeleteSorry Lisa, I have to confess, those weren't really my genitals. That was actually a couple of grapefruits and a live trout...
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