Ain't Exactly Seabiscuit

So, Princess must be bored and lonely. She's been sending me loads of blog material. Most of which is useless drivel, but I couldn't pass this one up.

Man enters plea in horse-sex case

By Seattle Times staff
Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 12:00 AM

An Enumclaw-area man has pleaded guilty to criminal trespass Tuesday in a case in which a Seattle man died having sex with a horse.

On July 2, James Tait and a 45-year-old Seattle man went onto a neighbor's property to have sex with a horse, charging papers say. The Seattle man sustained a perforated colon and died from his injuries.

Authorities say Tait helped run a nearby farm where people had sex with animals.

Tait, 54, was given a one-year suspended sentence on condition he pay a $300 fine, perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the horse owners. The horse owners told a reporter over the summer that police showed them a home video of the July 2 incident that investigators seized from Tait's home.

The couple identified their barn and their horse.



So, here's my problem with this story. When you hear about people having sex with animals, you get a generic image of a lonely shepherd on the hillside grabbing a sheep by the haunches... But go back and read this article closely. The deceased died from a PERFORATED COLON!! That's an INTERNAL injury my friends. Do the math.