Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Let's Get This Party Started!

After a quick arbitration in the morning, I'll be hitting the road, I-5 to be precise, family in tow. I'm looking forward to seeing friends and relatives, but most of all, I can't wait to see what the guest bloggers are cooking up.

I've already had a small glimpse at what is to come, and I can say with confidence that we're either in for a real treat, or we're destined for public humiliation on a wide scale. Who knows, maybe both.

Anyway, I have approximately 900 miles to cover in the next two days, and some of the road will be treacherous. So, please join me now as I bow my head in prayer for a journey-blessing:

Oh Mighty Christina Ricci,
Hallowed be thy boobies
Thy acting is impeccable
and thy lips be red as rubies

Oh most pale Christina
Hear this, my soul's petition
Grant that I may drive in peace
With no snow or dire collision

Be it thy wiley will
Pout at me with thy lip
and part the traffic in my path
as I progress throughout my trip

Bless me O' Christina
Whilst I have cast mine eyes
from Miranda and from Monster
Yea, Prozac Nation is my prize

Blessed be the doe-eyed girl
and blessed be my travel
Blessed is the road oft taken
Though it be paved or gravel


  1. Brian Smith7:55 AM

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  2. Actually, I want to hear how Bri does about six hours into the drive when Howler Monkey decides that this is the *perfect* time to pitch an all-out raging fit. They sense their parents are weak and can't pull over....I want pictures. Just remember, Bri, drinking and driving is a crime. At least in the god fearing state of Ory-gun. Can't say what all you California freaks do.....

  3. Anonymous11:28 AM

    Crap, I forgot the granola eating tree hugers. Oh wait, thats the typical Oregonian. Are you bringing any weed with you? (for my cancerous grandmother of course)

  4. If that's the same grandmother that gave you the red-corduroy dog-head-crested shirt for Christmas, then yes, I want to smoke out with her...

  5. Bigger pictures of Christina next time, please.

  6. Click on the picture, it gets bigger.

    I know... technology can be a bitch.

  7. Anonymous10:33 PM

    Ooooooo, there was a post that was removed. Now there is something to ponder. What was so bad that it had to be removed?

  8. The post that was removed contained the howler monkey's real name...


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