Let's Get This Party Started!

After a quick arbitration in the morning, I'll be hitting the road, I-5 to be precise, family in tow. I'm looking forward to seeing friends and relatives, but most of all, I can't wait to see what the guest bloggers are cooking up.

I've already had a small glimpse at what is to come, and I can say with confidence that we're either in for a real treat, or we're destined for public humiliation on a wide scale. Who knows, maybe both.

Anyway, I have approximately 900 miles to cover in the next two days, and some of the road will be treacherous. So, please join me now as I bow my head in prayer for a journey-blessing:

Oh Mighty Christina Ricci,
Hallowed be thy boobies
Thy acting is impeccable
and thy lips be red as rubies

Oh most pale Christina
Hear this, my soul's petition
Grant that I may drive in peace
With no snow or dire collision

Be it thy wiley will
Pout at me with thy lip
and part the traffic in my path
as I progress throughout my trip

Bless me O' Christina
Whilst I have cast mine eyes
from Miranda and from Monster
Yea, Prozac Nation is my prize

Blessed be the doe-eyed girl
and blessed be my travel
Blessed is the road oft taken
Though it be paved or gravel