George Washington: Was 6'8" and weighed 1 ton.
Chuck Norris: Not measurable by any form of Geometry or Physics.
Fact #2
George Washington: 2 sets of testicles.
Chuck Norris: Chuck doesn't get kicked in the nuts, his nuts kick you.
Fact #3
George Washington: Invented cocaine.
Chuck Norris: Necessity is the mother of invention, but Chuck Norris is its father.
Fact#4
George Washington: Had a pocketful of horses and fucked the shit our of bears.
Chuck Norris: Ya, George can have that one...
Fact #5
George Washington: Will kick you apart.
Chuck Norris: Will also kick you apart.
Fact #6
George Washington: Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll.
Chuck Norris: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Fact #7
George Washington: 12 stories tall and made of radiation.
Chuck Norris: Doesn't get sunburned. Rather, the sun gets Chuckburned.
Fact #8
George Washington: 6'20" - fuckin killing for fun.
Chuck Norris: Has a deep and abiding respect for human life... Unless it gets in his way.
Alright folks, those are the facts. You be the judge...
Uh...maybe a hiatus isn't such a bad idea, Brian...
ReplyDeleteAt one time, I wouldn't have questioned the primacy of Chuck Norris, but I have to go with George this time. He'll kick you apart.
ReplyDeleteMy math teacher looks just like Chuck Norris. On crank.
ReplyDeleteJust thought I'd throw that in there. ;)
George fucks bears > that's a win in my book.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris isn't high on crank. Crank is high on Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris would win - cos George Washington is dead.
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