Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Ultimate Showdown


We've all seen the little video. Now it is time to pose the ultimate challenge:

VERSUS


GEORGE WASHINGTON

Fact #1

George Washington: Was 6'8" and weighed 1 ton.

Chuck Norris: Not measurable by any form of Geometry or Physics.

Fact #2

George Washington: 2 sets of testicles.

Chuck Norris: Chuck doesn't get kicked in the nuts, his nuts kick you.

Fact #3

George Washington: Invented cocaine.

Chuck Norris: Necessity is the mother of invention, but Chuck Norris is its father.

Fact#4

George Washington: Had a pocketful of horses and fucked the shit our of bears.

Chuck Norris: Ya, George can have that one...

Fact #5

George Washington: Will kick you apart.

Chuck Norris: Will also kick you apart.

Fact #6

George Washington: Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll.

Chuck Norris: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Fact #7

George Washington: 12 stories tall and made of radiation.

Chuck Norris: Doesn't get sunburned. Rather, the sun gets Chuckburned.

Fact #8

George Washington: 6'20" - fuckin killing for fun.

Chuck Norris: Has a deep and abiding respect for human life... Unless it gets in his way.

Alright folks, those are the facts. You be the judge...

7 comments:

  1. Uh...maybe a hiatus isn't such a bad idea, Brian...

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  2. At one time, I wouldn't have questioned the primacy of Chuck Norris, but I have to go with George this time. He'll kick you apart.

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  3. Ok, I put up with the stupid burrito pictures. Also, videos with no commentary (but a way cool music video anyhow). But seriously. You've done the whole Chuck Norris thing before. If you're going to be out of ideas, or bored, or lazy, at least put up hot pics of nearly naked women.

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  4. My math teacher looks just like Chuck Norris. On crank.

    Just thought I'd throw that in there. ;)

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  5. George fucks bears > that's a win in my book.

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  6. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Chuck Norris isn't high on crank. Crank is high on Chuck Norris.

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  7. Chuck Norris would win - cos George Washington is dead.

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Be compelling.

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