Perhaps it is cliche parental pride, but it appears to me that she is aglow with talent and potential. It is, therefore, fair to assume that she will, in all likelihood, earn a full ride to whichever institution of higher learning she eventually wishes to attend.
She'd better, because Mama and Daddy will still be paying on their own mortgage-sized student loans by the time she graduates from high school.
Absent that, she may have to work her way through college, like her dear old dad. Of course while I slung pizzas to pay for tuition, she seems to possess more lucrative talents:
Yes, I am in fact going to hell...
There is still hope for you - not much - but some.
ReplyDeleteYou are just wrong on so many levels...
ReplyDeleteCute pics though
Wow. Carl paid for your college education just because you were punching down his dough?
ReplyDeleteI will refrain from commenting on this one, but it does bring an oingo boingo song to mind....
ReplyDeleteI attribute it to the rain or something.. that is so profoundly wrong..
ReplyDeleteNot stripping, mind you, which I whileheartedly approve of.
The photos of your own daughter. What, are you living in Coos Bay or something?!
Would it make you feel better or worse to know Brian is not responsible for the photos? They were taken by the Monkey's grandmother, at the home of her great-grandparents.
ReplyDeleteMonkey's great grand-parents have a pole in their garden?
ReplyDeleteThats kinda wrong, but cool..
Brian's Great-grandmother is a CRAZY lover with exceptional stripper talents. She can swing around the pole like a 20 year old gymnast.
ReplyDeleteGreat grandpa likes to watch.
Just make sure she keeps away from farm equipment, great-white sharks, Hattori Hanzo swords and anything else that could cause the loss of a limb.
ReplyDeleteWow - Tom's daughter has so much to learn.... Are you sure Dr. Bri didn't take the pictures?
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I am a sick individual because I found this post to be the pinnacle of good wit.
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