Thursday, October 05, 2006

Lunch

This is not the sort of thing you should eat everyday. At least, not if you want to live past next week. However, on occasion, nothing will provide your pallet with pure pleasure like a Carl's Jr. Pastrami Burger. Get it to go, take it home, get naked, eat it with an ice cold beer.

It's like throwing a party, all inside your mouth.

Here, if you print this coupon, you can even save a buck.


16 comments:

  1. That is disgusting on so many levels that I don't even know where to begin. With the exception of Monty Python, I usually "get" guy things. Now I guess it'll have to be Monty Python AND naked pastrami burger eating. Ew.

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  2. Any guy that can get their mouth around a burger that size is OK by me

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  3. Mrs. G&T9:57 AM

    1. It's not really that size.

    2. Brian - I have NEVER known you to use a coupon for anything.

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  4. It was the only Pastrami Burger picture I could find.

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  5. Oh man... that looks awesome. Why does Carl's Jr want to kill their customers so quickly, though?

    Their burgers are awesome.

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  6. It's not really that size.

    Isn't that always the way...

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  7. So, do you eat it naked so the dog can lick any dripped sauce or meat off of you easily?

    And I love that Mrs. G&T doesn't dispute that you eat them naked.

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  8. I, for one, am just not comfortable with Brian discussing "a party in his mouth."

    The pastrami burger must be a throwback to all of those "fine dining" experiences at roadside places that offer, painted on their wall, a recitation of the specialties of the house, which usually include, pastrami, french dip, falafel, burgers and seafood.

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  9. Carl's Jr. knows nothing of cardiovascular disease. Their burgers are made with real grass fed beef. In MY KINGDOM, you'll die of pleasure (and preservatives) within a few days.

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  10. That looks good! I love pastrami. We don't have Carl's Jr. in these parts, though. Mrs. G & T. - My husband doesn't use coupons, either, even though I left some for Arby's out on his desk for him. He actually likes those "roast beef" sandwiches or whatever that crap is at Arby's.

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  11. I haven't eaten at Arby's since 1987. Maybe it was 1988...

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  12. Arbys... home of the infamous "Five for Five..."

    mmmmmmmm

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  13. roy rogers3:35 PM

    My roast beef sandwiches kicked Arby's ass.

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  14. One of my fave. Simpsons quotes, Bart:"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's."

    As for the burger, go to a McMenamins and order a pint of Hammerhead and get a Wilber's Jumbo Delux - A Burger with Cheddar, Bacon AND a fried egg.

    BINGO!

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  15. Mmmmmm, McMinemins Burgers are gooood! But I rarely have one for lunch because I always have this strong desire to take a long nappie-poo afterwards.

    As for Arby's, I'd rather eat my own testicles than eat anything from Arby's.

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  16. This reminds me of a Simpson's show - the meat - cheese, bacon, more meat, cheese, grease, toped with a fried egg, chilli, and more meat, cheese, and a pork chop - burger.

    I can see Homer drooling right now..... with a cold Duffs.

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