Monday, April 28, 2008

Lounge Lib

Here you go.

Write your own goddam Lounge post. It's easier than you might think. Just copy the text below, post it into the comment section and fill in the blanks. Think of it as a challenge:

It was (year), I was (age), and the weather was (adjective). My best friend, (name), and I were feeling (juvenile emotion), so we decided to skip down to the (destination) and have some fun.

Unfortunately, my (older relative) was a total (expletive)(derogatory adverb)(common vegetable) and wouldn't drive us there. So, we decided to take a (mode of transportation) down to the (same destination).

Since the weather was so (expletive adverb) (expletive adjective), I decided to wear a (inappropriate apparel), which made me feel like a (adjective)(rodent). My friend, (friend), whose fashion sense was even worse than mine, decided to wear a faux (animal)-skin (clothing item). Together, we looked like (the worst thing you can imagine).

Once we arrived at the (destination), we discovered that the (expletive) heads that ran the place decided to require a cover charge.

"(juvenile expletive)!" my friend said.

"That's right!" I said, "(expletive verb) those (expletive adjective)(expletive)-wads!"

We were angry, of course, because we didn't have the cash to get in. So, we sat for (number) minutes and hatched a plan.

"Perhaps we could (crime against nature)," suggested my (adjective) pal.

"Right, I said, "Or maybe you could (verb) (religious icon)'s (anatomical appendage) for the money."

"Well, you're a regular (19th century German philosopher), aren't you?" (friend) said.

Needless to say, we never got in. We also had no money to get back home. So, once again I was forced to (lesser crime against nature) just to earn some (mode of transportation) fare to get home. (Religious expletive)!! It's a wonder I still talk to (friend) at all anymore, that (adjective) (point of anatomy) licker!

10 comments:

  1. How about I just do the missing words:

    2007, 36, dank, Dave, randy, Chuck-e-Cheese, Aunt, shit, licking, eggplant, scooter, Chuck-e-Cheese, ball-lickingly, shitastic, pimp-hat, dapper, mink,

    ...

    Bleh, you lied.

    It is not as much fun as you said it would be.

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  2. "Shitastic" is good. Very good! I may incorporate that into my vocabulary.

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  3. Did you draw your inspiration from the Orbit gum commercials?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU

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  4. I rarely read the posts in their entirety anymore anyway--a holdover from expensive per minute internet charges. Yet this one was vaguely frustrating and I approach it like I do sudoku puzzles. I take a gander and decide, "meh, I can't really be bothered." It's not like I have anything better to do on my vacation, but it just seems like it would take .025 more of a brain cell than I care to invest. I love you in my own way, though!

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  5. I felt sorry for you as no one has played so started this but I got bored

    Some of the words I used - 16, Deb, horny, nightclub, leather miniskirt, fuckers, blowjob.

    you can kinda make mine up from those

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  6. What a bunch of lazy good for nothing suck-as succubii!

    Well, except for Inog. He at least made a half-assed effort.

    So, I guess he's only a semi-suck-ass succubus, you suckers!

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  7. 2010, 40, Pregnant, Renee, sex shop, Uncle Darrell, douche bag, onion, rocket,sex shop, fuckin cold, strap on, magnificent flying squirl, Renee, G-string, Al Gore and a hooker, sex shop, ass, eat my scrotum, fuck, shit eating, cum, 69, big breasted, dirty sanchez, Voltaire, Goat fucker, pocket rocket, Jesus, Renee, Brown, Chocolare starfish.

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  8. A winner from one entrant.

    Well done Brian's best mate...

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  9. lurker4:55 PM

    It was 1911, I was 12, and the weather was gay. My best friend, Ulyses, and I were feeling heady, so we decided to skip down to the nickelodeon and have some fun.

    Unfortunately, my Uncle Pete was a total shitty ass-sucking Tomato and wouldn't drive us there. So, we decided to take a horse and buggy down to the nickelodeon.

    Since the weather was so fucking cunty, I decided to wear a mu mu, which made me feel like a retarded musk rat. My friend, Ulyses, whose fashion sense was even worse than mine, decided to wear a faux ostrich-skin lederhosen.

    Together, we looked like two girls, one cup.

    Once we arrived at the nickelodeo, we discovered that the ass heads that ran the place decided to require a cover charge.

    "dog poop!" my friend said.

    "That's right!" I said, "shit on those pussy shit-wads!"

    We were angry, of course, because we didn't have the cash to get in. So, we sat for 112 minutes and hatched a plan.

    "Perhaps we could fuck a goat," suggested my creative pal.

    "Right, I said, "Or maybe you could massage mohamed's ball sack for the money."

    "Well, you're a regular Heigel, aren't you?" Ulyses said.

    Needless to say, we never got in. We also had no money to get back home. So, once again I was forced to give hand jobs to hobos just to earn some donkey fare to get home.

    Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! It's a wonder I still talk to Ulyses at all anymore, that vaccuous knee licker!

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