Monday, April 07, 2008

Overheard in the Office (again)

I've mentioned before that Fred sends me a daily BEST-OF update from a site called: "Overheard in the Office"

Well, I just had to pass along today's submission:

Young guy to his friend: At least if she's got diarrhea, I won't need the lube.

Friend: Dude. That's gross. Like I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Guy: Well I mean it sounds gross and if you get past the smell, it's pretty kick ass. Awesome texture man!

Friend: You've done this before?!

Guy: The first time, I didn't want to. But afterwards, I was thinking of sneaking her laxatives cuz it was so rad. But dude! I lucked out, she has digestive issues!

Friend: What the hell did NYU do to you?


  1. Speaking of GERD...I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    and thats with an "E" smartasses!

  2. girl with digestive issues4:30 PM

    My tummy grumbles
    Still, he puts it in my butt
    He likes the texture

  3. icky boyfriend4:57 PM

    A bowl of lentils
    Ensuring warm volcano
    Lava on jade stalk

  4. Oh GROSS.

    I'm sending this on to my boyfriend. I LOVE gross-outs.

  5. Geez... with posts like this, I am going to suggest more discussions of clothing choices, religion or politics...

  6. Ok, I totally missed this yesterday, all I have to say is YUCK! Just sayin....


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