tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post2613845095973735063..comments2023-10-26T04:29:38.283-07:00Comments on Gin and Tonic Lounge: Lounge LibMr. Gin and Tonichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03570237594535782373noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-5963946649304039542008-04-30T16:55:00.000-07:002008-04-30T16:55:00.000-07:00It was 1911, I was 12, and the weather was gay. My...It was 1911, I was 12, and the weather was gay. My best friend, Ulyses, and I were feeling heady, so we decided to skip down to the nickelodeon and have some fun.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, my Uncle Pete was a total shitty ass-sucking Tomato and wouldn't drive us there. So, we decided to take a horse and buggy down to the nickelodeon.<BR/><BR/>Since the weather was so fucking cunty, I decided to wear a mu mu, which made me feel like a retarded musk rat. My friend, Ulyses, whose fashion sense was even worse than mine, decided to wear a faux ostrich-skin lederhosen. <BR/><BR/>Together, we looked like two girls, one cup.<BR/><BR/>Once we arrived at the nickelodeo, we discovered that the ass heads that ran the place decided to require a cover charge.<BR/><BR/>"dog poop!" my friend said.<BR/><BR/>"That's right!" I said, "shit on those pussy shit-wads!"<BR/><BR/>We were angry, of course, because we didn't have the cash to get in. So, we sat for 112 minutes and hatched a plan.<BR/><BR/>"Perhaps we could fuck a goat," suggested my creative pal.<BR/><BR/>"Right, I said, "Or maybe you could massage mohamed's ball sack for the money."<BR/><BR/>"Well, you're a regular Heigel, aren't you?" Ulyses said.<BR/><BR/>Needless to say, we never got in. We also had no money to get back home. So, once again I was forced to give hand jobs to hobos just to earn some donkey fare to get home. <BR/><BR/>Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! It's a wonder I still talk to Ulyses at all anymore, that vaccuous knee licker!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-15710669853117761542008-04-30T15:40:00.000-07:002008-04-30T15:40:00.000-07:00A winner from one entrant.Well done Brian's best m...A winner from one entrant.<BR/><BR/>Well done Brian's best mate...Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04761970614510058192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-56181227006387626122008-04-30T15:22:00.000-07:002008-04-30T15:22:00.000-07:00We have a winner!We have a winner!Mr. Gin and Tonichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570237594535782373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-34753664052118472482008-04-30T14:47:00.000-07:002008-04-30T14:47:00.000-07:002010, 40, Pregnant, Renee, sex shop, Uncle Darrell...2010, 40, Pregnant, Renee, sex shop, Uncle Darrell, douche bag, onion, rocket,sex shop, fuckin cold, strap on, magnificent flying squirl, Renee, G-string, Al Gore and a hooker, sex shop, ass, eat my scrotum, fuck, shit eating, cum, 69, big breasted, dirty sanchez, Voltaire, Goat fucker, pocket rocket, Jesus, Renee, Brown, Chocolare starfish.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-91919973320821450272008-04-29T22:08:00.000-07:002008-04-29T22:08:00.000-07:00What a bunch of lazy good for nothing suck-as succ...What a bunch of lazy good for nothing suck-as succubii! <BR/><BR/>Well, except for Inog. He at least made a half-assed effort.<BR/><BR/>So, I guess he's only a semi-suck-ass succubus, you suckers!Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09879799183938395144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-28182777519351714922008-04-29T16:33:00.000-07:002008-04-29T16:33:00.000-07:00I felt sorry for you as no one has played so start...I felt sorry for you as no one has played so started this but I got bored<BR/><BR/>Some of the words I used - 16, Deb, horny, nightclub, leather miniskirt, fuckers, blowjob.<BR/><BR/>you can kinda make mine up from thoseLisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04761970614510058192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-32177788434634875742008-04-29T11:43:00.000-07:002008-04-29T11:43:00.000-07:00I rarely read the posts in their entirety anymore ...I rarely read the posts in their entirety anymore anyway--a holdover from expensive per minute internet charges. Yet this one was vaguely frustrating and I approach it like I do sudoku puzzles. I take a gander and decide, "meh, I can't really be bothered." It's not like I have anything better to do on my vacation, but it just seems like it would take .025 more of a brain cell than I care to invest. I love you in my own way, though!A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14466718583396751672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-78602360615445227062008-04-29T10:18:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:18:00.000-07:00Did you draw your inspiration from the Orbit gum c...Did you draw your inspiration from the Orbit gum commercials? <BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU" REL="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU</A>HKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12681426667351676950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-43494117592974261782008-04-29T10:11:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:11:00.000-07:00"Shitastic" is good. Very good! I may incorporat..."Shitastic" is good. Very good! I may incorporate that into my vocabulary.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09879799183938395144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15373687.post-7654739740500510652008-04-29T07:15:00.000-07:002008-04-29T07:15:00.000-07:00How about I just do the missing words:2007, 36, da...How about I just do the missing words:<BR/><BR/>2007, 36, dank, Dave, randy, Chuck-e-Cheese, Aunt, shit, licking, eggplant, scooter, Chuck-e-Cheese, ball-lickingly, shitastic, pimp-hat, dapper, mink, <BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>Bleh, you lied.<BR/><BR/>It is not as much fun as you said it would be.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com