Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Matthew 5

Fuck the poor in spirit. For they lose.

Fuck those that mourn. Whiners are weak.

Fuck the meek. I will take their shit from them and they can suck my cock for the privilege.

Fuck those that hunger. Get a fucking job.

Fuck the merciful. For they are easy.

Fuck the pure at heart. For they are stupid.

Fuck the peacemakers. For they do no understand human nature.

Fuck those that are persecuted. Victims cause their own fucking missery.

30 comments:

  1. Geez. What stuck in your craw tonight?

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  2. Were quarterlies due today?

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  3. Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the Home Theater, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://home-theater-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.

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  4. What Helly said.

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  5. Blender9:14 AM

    Hi, Im not going to put a link to anything. I want you to place your balls inside me and hit the mix button.

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  6. Ah yes, was this one of Chuck Booher's sermons?

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  7. tyler durden9:32 AM

    I am Jack's pancreas, I regulate the amount of sugar that is in Jack's blood.

    Ok, now stop talking about me.

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  8. Holy Jesus, sorry folks. I had a little too much tequila last night.

    I'll make it up tonight. Nothing but happy sunshine, flowers and butterflies.

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  9. A concerned reader10:12 AM

    WTF? First, Mr. Gin and Tonic tries to sell us his piece of crap Toyota, now we get this Home Theater Bozo.

    This blog is starting to get that infomercial feel to it.

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  10. Mr. Home Theater is clearly spam. I considered deleting it, but it was so poorly written that I decided to leave it in.

    I wonder whether we can spam him back.

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  11. he did give you a hug when it seems you need one...

    maybe we should all go hug him back

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  12. Home Theater's "a hug" at the end is my favorite. I'm sure.

    And, hey maybe you should lay off the bottle a little if you're going to write blogs that make us all think you're ready to off yourself...just sayin'....

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  13. Hahaha... I left Home Theater a hug. Oh go on, the rest of you know you want to, too!

    And I actually didn't think the post sounded like he was gonna off himself-- he just sounded incredibly ticked off... and more offensive than usual.

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  14. So far, this has been my favorite entry of the year. Fuck the little people. Midgets too, come to think of it.

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  15. other1:45 PM

    wow ... the anger! Is the bar empty?

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  16. Ya! fuck the midgets AND the merntally ill!!

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  17. Fuck those who can't spell or use a spell checker, while you're at it ;-)

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  18. Fuck tooth decay, fuck dental assistants...oh wait.

    boom!!

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  19. Fuck the Americans!

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  20. Come on Lisa, you know you love us Americans

    Fuck the Iranians

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  21. What? No, the Iranians are cool-- they send flowery, poetic love letters over Myspace. Right, Lisa?

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  22. yes I love you all...

    And yes Helly, I get a special class of romantic, poorly written, pervy Myspace mails from the Middle East

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  23. (Damn my belated responses...)

    To Lisa's "Fuck the Americans":

    Yes, fuck the Americans who bring you BG ;-)

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  24. Like Helo and Lee Adama?

    oooh, yes please...

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  25. Can we post pics on these comments? Or would that make Mr. G&T's page too gay? ;-)

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  26. Anonymous4:56 PM

    like it isnt already gay enough?

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  27. I'm not gay5:13 PM

    plenty gay, yes.

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  28. Yet we all continue to come back for more.

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  29. Anonymous8:34 PM

    Thank you Henry Rollins. I don't suppose you do a lot of pro bono work with that kind of attitude.

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