Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Wiz Bang

OK, so, I fell asleep at 9:30 last night.

So, I had a conversation recently in which we discussed what certain celebrities would taste like. For instance, Shakira, might taste like a mango margarita, and Dick Cheney might taste like a steak that has sat in the meat case for too long before being cooked.

Whereas fun sexy red-latex-wearing Britney might have tasted like cherry vanilla, new crazy spiraling Britney probably tastes like fermenting bong water.

Christina, I'm sure tastes like Port, and Dita must taste like champagne.

Any thoughts?

8 comments:

  1. Champagne-- eww. I like putting sugar cubes in champagne and watch it absorb all the bubbles :-)

    And for some reason "cheesecake" springs to mind when thinking of Dita...

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  2. After a long exausting mountain bike ride my wife tells me that my balls smell like vinegar. I suppose that I taste like a greek salad.

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  3. Im thinking Ewan would taste of the finest Scotch Whisky.
    Justin would taste of a cheap alcopop - you just know you should be drinking something better but they go down well and make you giggly

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  4. Lisa, would you be giggly while he went down well?

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  5. I walked right into that one...

    but if he went down well, I doubt I'd be giggling..

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  6. So who would taste like Mandarin oranges

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  7. Scarlett Johansson

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  8. And cheese?

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Be compelling.

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