Thursday, May 29, 2008

Submissions Strippers and Dentists

I have just a few loose ends to wrap up on this fabulous four-day-work-week Friday.

ITEM #1: Dr. B will be in Portland next Friday. My thought is to host a BBQ here at my house on Friday night after he arrives. Low key. Burgers and beer. Just a friendly meet-n-greet. Please let me know whether you are planning to stop by.

ITEM#2: Stripperpalooza. The first annual G&T Lounge Stripperpalooza will then take place on Saturday the 7th. I'm thinking noon to midnight, but that might be optimistic. I'm hoping to hit a dozen clubs in one day, moving on to the next club every hour on the hour.

Many of you have expressed interest in joining the quest. All G&T readers are invited and encouraged to join the fray. Many of you have never actually met each other. A few of you actually don't like each other. I, however, don't really give a rat's ass.

Whether you need to travel from Washington, Idaho, California, or Pennsylvania, you're welcome to join us. It would be helpful, however, to have a head count, so if you are going to join, please drop me a line at the mrginandtonic@gmail account.

ITEM#2.5: Designated drivers. I plan to get absolutely fucked up on the stripper tour, so, if you or someone you know would like to eat and drink sodas for free, in exchange for driving a minivan or two, please let me know as soon as possible.

Also, in response to your inquiries, both men and women are invited. Spouses, partners, dates, mothers, slaves, therapists and friends are also invited to come along.

I am currently working on the tour route. I hope to include Casa Diablo, The Viewpoint, Pirates Cove, the Safari Club, The Boom Boom Room, the Dolphin II, and many many others.

ITEM#3: Lastly, I believe that it is high time for another photo submission exhibition on the Lounge. Everyone seemed to have fun with the last one, and several fine folks expressed dismay that they did not participate. So, now, we just have to decide what to submit.

A few possibilities include: Bellybuttons, high school prom pictures, hand drawings of me, or nipples. Tell me what you think. I'll decide, and we can submit over the weekend.

ITEM LAST: The preview for this week's Battlestar Galactica suggest that Col. Tigh kicks Admiral Adama's ass. This IS must see TV...

29 comments:

  1. maybe. no. drawings of you. I just bought season 1 & 2 of Dexter on DVD. I like it.

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  2. I will be bringing up plenty of tooth brushes and floss to keep everyone's breath minty fresh for the tour. I hope that I don't get stopped at the airport and have to explain it.

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  3. Drawings of you!

    Or maybe closeups of our teeth :-D

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  4. Hell no, I see enough of that stuff.

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  5. Belly button rings.

    I have minivan will likely attend, and have room for 5 additional passengers, although someone may have to take over the driving if it's that many hours

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  6. Im game for a nipple or a bellybutton...

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  8. As a mother of 4 - I beg of you ... please do not ask for nipples or bellybuttons. I'd love to play along again ... but won't show those icky parts off. :) I vote for prom pictures.

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  9. Some of us didn't have proms. We just got to name a sheep

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  10. boogie board11:04 AM

    I'm with Mrs. Tom on this. Her husband lost his nipples in a tragic beach accident...

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  11. How about photos from senior year in high school?

    And hey, Mrs. Tom, I've had 2 kids, and I'll share my belly button, I'm sure yours couldn't possibly be that bad.

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  13. Wanderer---wasn't that just my suggestion? Photos from highschool? That could be fun, oh the hairstyles and clothes we must've all had...

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  14. Better yet-- photos from even earlier! How about baby/toddler photos? That would make for a fun guessing game!

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  15. Sorry Marge - can't do it. It's that bad. But would totally do high school pictures. Big hair, shoulder pads - gotta love the 80s.

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  16. Oh allright Mrs. Tom. Yes, the 80's and early 90's....such a fashionable time for us all.

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  17. That'd be more like junior high for us, Marge ;-)

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  18. Shh...Helly, we don't want everyone to think we're too young! And, I was in high school in the early 90s, but yes, 80s photos would have to be junior high. Good lord, I had a bob haircut that was curly and wore dorky ass clothes!

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  19. And me with hair so short I was mistaken for a boy sometimes :-/

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  20. Anonymous11:29 AM

    nothing's changed

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  21. Sure it has, Anonymous. You have a lot less hair than you used to.

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  22. plenty of hair11:41 AM

    Instead of pictures, why dont we all just make a list of reasons why we don't want Helly to comment anymore.

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  23. oh, lets think of strippers and be nice....

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  24. how about pictures we draw of a magical donkey? Everyone can name their magical donkey and adorn it with a mystic veil of magical vapours if they want.

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  25. Will said magical donkey then be named "Brian's ass"?

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  26. I forgort this with talk of strippers...

    Didn't we see Tigh kicking Adama's ass this week already?

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  27. united with anonymous5:04 PM

    Are we going to see Helly's pre-op pictures from when she was still a boy?

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  28. Apparently, yes, I did see this episode before you. Britain didn't realise you'd missed a week for something and aired it before you guys saw it
    Unfortunately they now know, so they canned this weeks episode till next week and I have no BG fix

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