Saturday, May 10, 2008

Patch

Someday, maybe, I'll blog about the arcane convoluted hodgepodge of rules, laws, guidelines and practices regarding biker patches.

Having been an alien visitor on planet Biker for the past three days, I have come to see how the entire system is tied around vest patches.

A very intelligent professor that I had back in law school once said "Words have meaning." Well, the same can be said for biker patches. Everything sewn to a vest has a purpose and has a meaning.

The best, however, and the one that may become the new motto for the Lounge, was small and sewn low onto the waistband of a nice woman's leather vest.

It read: "IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME."

Amen.

11 comments:

  1. Its only kinky the first time, but you will be gay forever.

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  2. Anonymous6:02 PM

    I disagree.

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  3. Only if you want it to be

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  4. On which score? You disagree that Brian is and always will act in a homosexual manner? Because I think he's only intermittently gay, personally.

    Or Anonymous, do you believe that some acts are so taboo they will always carry the stigma of "kinky?"

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  5. Anonymous6:08 PM

    I believe it can be kinky more than one time if you want it to be

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  6. That was my point as well A. The patch is wrong, you can make it kinky as much as you want.

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  7. Hell, it doesn't have to be kinky to be fun. But that's a different topic altogether.

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  8. No, it doesn't have to be kinky to be fun. The point is, it can be kinky more than 'the first time' if you want it to be.

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  9. Marge sounds like fun.

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  10. Marge is fun when she wants t be

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  11. Oh and New Orleans souns better than Houston, Inquiring Minds

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Be compelling.

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