Thursday, May 15, 2008


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  1. Trying to broaden your Google-based readership beyond those interested in pepperoncini?

  2. What?

    Were you drinking last night?

  3. Were you drinking and reading Douglas Coupland?

  4. princess1:27 PM

    YES!!!!!!!!! the original ASS page is back!!!!!!!!!

    ah, good times, good times....

  5. I received some spam email that said the exact same thing.

  6. I never open my spam mail.

    But, the titles usually suggest I can gain girth or inches and satisy my lady in bed all night long and leaving her screaming for more....

  7. Anonymous7:12 AM

    you know, I was thinking the same thing.

  8. Anonymous2:17 PM

    feel my muscles you fuckers


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