1) My friends are old. Very old.
2) Plaintiff's lawyers are short. Very short. Almost Hobbit like.
3) Cheap scotch does not taste any better after a bottle of cheap wine.
4) A three-year-old girl can vomit twice her own body mass.
5) Christmas lights come down faster than they go up.
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I turn 40 this year.
ReplyDeleteYeah. We are all old.
Too bad we own everything.
A 2 year old boy can shit out twice his weight.
ReplyDeleteThat ain't nothing, I can shit my own weight. Granted, I need to lay down for an hour afterward.
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