Thursday, January 03, 2008

Two Seasons

California, I like to say, has two seasons: January and Summer.

And though it is January, I am still hot. It never cools down here. I am in a constant sweat. I mean, how do you people do it?? How do you not go mad with the heat?? I've only been here four days...

Thanks to Dave and Mrs. Dave for almost hosting on New Years Eve. I hope Mrs. Dave feels better!

Thanks to Mitch and Mrs. Mitch for actually hosting. (and for the lovely cigar)

Thanks to Tom and Mrs. Tom for coming to the BBQ. It was fun to have you here, except for the big wet kiss from Tom. Seriously. Yuck.

Thanks to Dr. B for lunch.

OK, now I'm going to go sit on the back porch and cool off.


  1. Cold One1:00 AM

    I'm freezing my tits off here. i'd do anything for a bit of heat and sweat..

  2. Anonymous7:09 AM

    It's pouring rain and I haven't seen the sun in 3 days...quit bitching!

  3. Face it Brian, although good old Cali is your hell...most people would die for our winter weather.
    That and the liberal gay jewish hispanics.

  4. Lucky Red11:48 AM

    You know, you never gush like this over us Portland folks...we buy you drinks for your b-day, console you when you kill yet another innocent fish, listen to your stories of glory... from all of us here... burn baby, burn.

  5. Dave in India12:01 PM

    Bitch, I don't want to hear about the heat. You don't know heat.

  6. It *figures* you'd come down during the few days of warmth we've had as a respite from this cold snap! You should get some relief when that storm blows in tonight :-P

  7. I'll take our two seasons of warm and tropical, over the choices of raining like hell and humid as hell.

    Not that Portland isn't lovely, with its microbrew that you can get in movie theatres, no sales tax and... er... I am sure there are other things...

    As for the cigars (not to mention some fine scotch) - I know that you are well tended to in the Pacific Northwest for such things, so I didn't want you to go lacking here...

  8. Anonymous8:37 AM

    Strip clubs:

    You can't have a steak and see naked girls in the background here. Although "full contact" is a term loosely used.

  9. Aw, you made me miss California.

    Its freezing balls here.

  10. You Know Who7:23 AM

    I might go to California on my way back from Hawaii next week.

    Either way, I'll finish January in the South Pacific and spend the first week of Febuary in Vietnam, so I don't mind a little cold and rain.


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