Saturday, January 12, 2008

Weekend Observations.

1) My friends are old. Very old.

2) Plaintiff's lawyers are short. Very short. Almost Hobbit like.

3) Cheap scotch does not taste any better after a bottle of cheap wine.

4) A three-year-old girl can vomit twice her own body mass.

5) Christmas lights come down faster than they go up.

3 comments:

  1. I turn 40 this year.

    Yeah. We are all old.

    Too bad we own everything.

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  2. A 2 year old boy can shit out twice his weight.

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  3. That ain't nothing, I can shit my own weight. Granted, I need to lay down for an hour afterward.

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